Help.. avaters?

HOW DO I PUT MY AVATER THING ON THE PLACE WHERE IT SHOWS NO PHOTO ?



HEY-YOOOO. avaters are a tricky bug and the world needs a dedicated person to approach this problem and whip said avaters into submission.

Now I see you've mastered un-photographing, which is a plus (congrats) so creating a no-photo won't be a not-problem (that's a little photo-generic humor for you shutter bugs). I'll review in case we have a newbie not-reading this.

To un-photograph: purchase a basic SLR camera. I have a Nikon N70, it was only a few hundred dollars. I'd recommend buying something in the 2-3000 dollar range to maximize your results. Purchase about 10 rolls of film, some miracle whip and a jar of honey. While still in the parking lot of your local camera and hobby shop, unwind the film and attach to your car's attenna. Get home and rewind the film into their protective containers, you don't want to risk screwing up your un-photos.

Now, take two rolls of film and insert into your camera using a bonding compound of miracle whip and honey. I'd secure the camera shut (including lens cover, don't want any dust mites sneaking into a shot and ruining everything) using extra honey. In fact, just drop the camera into a large tub of honey and let it sit over night. While you're waiting, go buy some more honey, you're going to need it.

When the honey soaking is complete, attempt to push down the shutter release button. Once it "gives up", you have successfully un-photographed nothing. YAY!

Now, to get some avaters on film. First off, fill your shoes with honey. Walk to your nearest national park in honey shoes and wait for autumn. (pssst... bring a blanket!) apply honey as needed to your shoes and back.

as autumn approaches, prepare for the season by collecting pumpkins and any other odd shaped gourds, corn stalks and jade talismans. cut a hole in the bottom of a large pumpkin and place on your head (leave seeds in to attract avater). stuff your shirt with the dry corn stalks and carry the gourds with you as protective ammunition. don't forget the camera LOL!

the avater should make an appearance near your home (trying to sneak into your unused bed) so feel free to stumble around your neighborhood with your avater-clothing on. when's the last time you applied honey to your back/shoes? Get a dose of that on, quick!

You'll hear the shouts of an avater in no time, it will probably sound like a police siren as their voices mimic the creatures found in the depths of the hottest deserts. get those jade talismans on your body and girate in a non-elvis way to hypnotize the avater... should they continue to yell (probably in english now) about "getting on the ground" or "drop the gourds" or "drop the weapon" then you'll need to make use of the gourd ammo. Aim for their non-voices. Once that beating commences, start snapping pictures and get yourself that unphotograph! with your help, it will soon be in the place where it shows no photo. i'll be honest, there are a lot of doubters our there, so make me proud!


Source(s):
taught un-photographery at crybridge university 2009-1987.