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Monday, December 10, 2007

Some how I have a highlighted area on some of the words I see,Whats up??

Finally an easy question!

I'm alright, whats up with you?

First off, head over to detox. They'll be able to take care of the whole problem with you seeing the words you say. I accidentally drank 3 half gallon jugs of kerosene last winter and had a similar experience. Instead of seeing the words I said, I saw all the words I didn't say, needless to not say I suffered from temporary blindness until I came to my senses and started speaking every thought.

In order to replicate, I'm going to take a stab at that darker area in the center of your words and say that you have ingested some office supplies in your recent past. To check, head over to work, sit down in your cube and grab a pen from your desk. Stick the pen deep into your throat until that trusty gag reflex kicks in. Empty contents into trash can.

Now, you didn't swallow that first pen did you? if so, repeat step 1 with ANOTHER pen and get the first pen out of your stomach.

Remove all of the keys from your computer's keyboard. Glue your favorites to your fingers (your thumb is not a finger), and then write the key's character onto your corresponding fingernail. This will save time later.

Attach another keyboard to your computer and using your key-fingers, type out a summary of the problems you are experiencing to take with you to detox.

Stumble into work with a couple gallons of kerosene (if you get more than 1.5 down, you've gone above and beyond) and begin drinking. You may want to start off with shots but after 20 minutes you'll be chugging the stuff just to get this over with.

You should begin seeing your words now. They will float and quiver right in front of your face almost immediately.

Be sure to continue documenting your visions with your key fingers and don't stop talking! trust me on that one, think of word tetris hell, level 74, being played LIVE. that's how bad this will be.

have a sip of antifreeze and start your cool down. if you're still at work, i'd recommend some pushups on your desk. if you're feeling ambitious, stack your computer and all office supplies on your back and try a few pushups that way.

with the blood really flowing you'll see the areas on some words will not be highlighted but the areas on some words WILL be highlighted! problem solved.

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