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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

How to mount speakers on the wall.?

guys,I have got logitech z-2300 speakers.I would like to mount them on my wall. Please tell me how can i do that as there is no hole behind these speakers,also can i place subwoofer above these speakers.


boom, we'll get this knocked out in a few days, tops.

first, and I gotta give you credit here: you noticed that the logitechs don't have a hole behind them... grab a hammer and clear about an 8" diameter of space. get down to floor level and take a peek inside the speaker, from here you can see the second problem: magnets! there is a large magnet inside, de-powering your speakers. logitech is known for this chicanery.

now, to get rid of that magnet... you can't touch them directly because your body digests a large amount of iron everyday and i don't think you want to be walking around with a speaker stuck to your head, when it's raining.

first, take a towel and place it over the magnet. next, lie face down on the towel. line your nose up with the center of the magnet. it might take you a few days but i think you know what i'm getting at here. yeah, do it.

now, to mount them on your wall. do the usual prepwork (shoot healthy horse, give to glue factory in exchange for 4 gallons of the good stuff) and coat your bedsheets with the glue. strip off your clothes and hop into bed before the glue dries. wrap yourself up into a cocoon like shape.

with the installation gear properly fitted, you're now ready to begin installation.

peel your arms away from your body. i'll give you a moment. and grab a few tons of river rock from your local riverbed. i'd suggest grabbing the largest slabs (15-20 feet across) as they "hold sound" the best.

have a contracting company escort your new shelves to your lawn.

without cutting them in any way, "fit" said river rock into your home. as your doorways expand, you'll notice your foundation will also sway and eventually give way. you may need that hammer again for the more resilient load-bearing walls.

by the time you get the river rocks into place, your home should fold in on itself (you do own a house, correct?) slide your speakers in there before the big stuff comes in (roof etc) and watch those puppies more or less install themselves.

as for the subwoofer, you really don't have a choice. it's going to have to be installed above the speakers. i think you'd have avoided asking that if you'd ever tried to move a few tons of river rock out from underneath your home.

Subwoofers, duh

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