Which is stronger: black or red ants?

something i've been wondering for years. i can't answer for you, but i can provide all the information you need to figure it out.

first of all, head over to your local sams club or costco. you'll need to purchase 20, 50 lb bags of sugar. also, if i were you, i'd cash in on that new floda promotion: "buy six, go home with six"
can't beat that... six bottles of floda? pretty good deal. actually, you need to get the floda as well. get the floda and get the sugar.

go home and strip the siding off of your house.

next, coat the exterior walls of your home with layers of the following materials in this order: one layer of dry wall, one layer of cotton candy, one layer of concrete, one layer of club sandwiches and two layers of pudding. you'll notice that we are going to reward the ants as they tunnel into your sugar shack. first they're enticed by the pudding, then they find club sandwiches?!?!? wow, now they'll make a few phone calls and get all their ant buddies over to help dig... gotta see what's behind the concrete and HELLO, that's some cotton candy (a taste of the sugars to come)... after all this tunneling, the ants will be incredibly strong and we may even lose a few soldiers along the way but it's all part of the process.

now, while the ants are tunneling their way into your house, you need to have something to greet them with: remember that sugar you just purchased? time to spread that out, evenly, all over your floors. cover with floda and allow to dry. you've just created a great "strong ant" hangout. sorta like the muscle beach of ant life.

at this point you can sit back and relax, the toughest ants will be setting up shop in no time.