I Regularly Misspell My Own Name... Regularly

We've gotten a lot of complaints here at Yahoodwinked (now a top ten most visited site as ranked by google patrons searching for the phrase "yahoodwinked"), visitors come to our blog and "don't understand what it is." Well, we have only one stance on this issue. "We can't tell you anything without your name, address and mother's maiden name sent to us in email." Seriously though, go to answers.yahoo.com... do it, now! See all the silly questions? Well we write fitting responses and think it is funny. You should too.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Did you find the problem? i put nick name in looking forthose pictures.?

Hi Nancy,

Number 1, I love Fort Hose. One of the nicest state parks in all of the states.

Secondly, I did find the problem. It was with your energy depletion. Let me offer a sure fire way to increase your "madman" tendencies.

Fill six water glasses with Tyrannosaurus energy. Place each at the end of your kitchen table and slowly spill them onto the floor. Watch as the energy leaves the glass and expands as broken glass onto your floor. Do this every day.

Now you may be asking, "where in the name of Hades am I going to get a T-Rex?". Well, the metal guru isn't an option anymore and neither is the mammal... or is it? I saw a movie called "Jurassic Park III" a few days ago, I guess it's the first in a three part documentary trilogy about how dinosaurs will run the screen actors guild. I loved it and loved the knowledge that dinosaurs will still exist. Since they are extinct right now, let's make our own energy:

One quart motor oil.
Six gallons of motor oil.
One million pieces of college ruled notebook paper, shredded.
Tablespoon cornstarch.
Pinch of reptile skin.
Deep voice.

Combine the first five ingredients together while using your deep voice to growl. Craft a t-rex out of this paper mache, use a jello mold if necessary. Resist the temptation to eat the t-rex sculpture.

Using a piece of metal and a bucket, "tap" into the energy reservoir of the t-rex. Fill the bucket with the energy and you now have fuel to fill your glasses.

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