How does the old bread and vinegar trick work to get out old smells from wood?

I did this once but I cant remember how I did it, a bowl a vinegar with a piece of bread laying in the drawer or if I soaked the bread in vinegar then put it in the drawer? Anyone know what I am trying to do?

I've often looked at my reflection in the mirror while asking myself: "what did you forget to do today thaddeus?". i never answer because my name is not thaddeus. however, i will answer you.

to start, i forgot to let my clothes soak in vinegar. i often forget to remember the simplest things. next thing you know, you're fifteen minutes late for work and this plastic bag filled with gold spray paint is dry already. now i'm four hours late for work and every time my neighbor runs his microwave, i drop to all fours and fill my drawers with something that smells much worse than vinegar.

but i digest.

now to get that smell out of your wood, pick a pack of pickled peppers from your local apothecary. dress them up like tiny ballerinas. there should be a goblin manning the register, let them sit and dance on his stool (he won't mind, he hates sitting and if i know a goblin [i do] he probably hates you as well) while you quickly pick a pack of your rearend over to the hardware store.

buy a propane torch and screwdriver. in the parking lot, melt off the handle of the screwdriver and get that metal portion pliable. don't wear any sort of gloves as the metal will be sticky. form a circle out of the screwdriver shaft, place in pocket and leg it back to the apothecary.

good, you made it. the peppers will have tired themselves out enough to be coaxed into your coat pocket. head home.

take the old wood you have in your home and place it out of doors using the drywall method (you must pass it through solid drywall in order to get it fully out of your house, not following this technique could allow ghost residue to form on your outer conundrum, that is to say your essence of being as the duke of essex.

take an axe to your pieces of wood. get them into a more manageable splinter size. you'll now need to create a dragonfly statue out of the splinters. glue is not an option.

once complete, the wingspan should be 10 to 100 feet in width. douse with vinegar and that juice that forms when horseradish sits too long and maybe some old apple juice that you left out in the sun for six months. now, begin to rub gasoline (petrol) onto the dragonfly's joints and arteries to get his juices flowing (flaming). as soon as he begins to flap his wings, set the screwdriver halo on his head and watch as he spontaneously combusts. the screams of agony may be the ghosts leaving his body but there's a good chance that you have a 1/8 acre city lot and the once not burning wings of the dragonfly had expanded through the window of a neighbor's home. don't worry, i don't think splinter mache is a crime in any city.

as said dragonfly burns, a series of runes will appear on his upper appendage. they will be written in either runes or something else you don't understand. write them down and commit them to memory using this hardly handy phonetic device:

a word is a bird is a thing.
a song is a crow is a piece of dirt in my slipper.
all dogs eat grass.
my sister spat six pennies at a penniless homeless.
soup kitchen, mister refrigerator.
i have a blood blister.
my last eyeball was a soccer dream of distant underground urinals.

now translate the runes into coptic while using an eyedropper to fill your tear ducts with vinegar. as you begin to cry, catch your vinegar tears on a piece of bread. as the bread become soggy, mush it into the dragonfly fire ash and then form it into a glove ( a little something i like to call the old vinegar and bread trick). using your carbon fiber glove, grab your tongue and recite the runes in coptic using that handy phonetic device i mentioned earlier.

i think this may be a good start.

and no, you win. i have no idea what you're trying to do.

Source(s):

a dragonfly bit that piece of skin between my thumb and forefinger about 17 years ago. he may have escaped but his ghost won't.

what r fibonacchi numbers and how do they relate to life and physics and biology--if they even do at all??

Which r fibbonacchi numbers?

I'll tell you.

first let me fix your question(s).

What r fibbonacchi numbers?

Well I'd like to talk about the ones that you've been keeping wrapped in a napkin, buried in your backyard by the crooked tree that withered for some mysterious reason, the day before you dug the hole underneath. Will those r fibbonacchi numbers do?

And how?

You exasperate my diabolical facilities.

Do they relate to life and physics and biology?

It depends. By they do you mean these questions, r fibonacchi numbers, or something else entirely? I might suggest a few things you should have meant. 1) The overuse of conjunctions in modern english 2) The world object of probability created by the organism your soul inhabits on a daily basis. (Do you have the slightest concept of your true potential?) 3) Your Lynard Skynard collection.

--if they even do at all??

When faced this question I usually answer: Please recall the falderal, that you removed from Satan's wall. He will surely take it back, and leave you in want for what you lack.


Source(s): Fibonacci is my co-pilot.

Ding-Dong, there's the doorbell.

how many pesos are in an american dollar?

Welcome to the side show, Bob.

There is a very easy (RE: difficult) way to determine what you're looking for. Pesos, while difficult to spot in the average American dollar, aren't impossible (sp?) to root out with the proper tools and a little bit of patience (patients) and sweet love (lovin').

First off you're going to need to get some of these good old American dollars. I would suggest possibly building some of your own out of Clorox bleach, wood chips, parts from a 1987 Firebird and some Pesos. If you aren't that ambitious, you're in the wrong game here pal. I might suggest you move down to a kinder league.

Take the Pesos and glue them together using the muffler from the Firebird. Make sure you are wearing the steering wheel around your neck and have one of the headlights shoved into your mouth, trying to make it shine with your slightly acidic saliva. (Eat some fruit before starting as some fruit does create electricity) Now, paint a firebird on your chest with a mixture of your own saliva, the Clorox bleach and leftover motor oil and other fluids found in the Firebird.

Now if you press the Pesos lightly into the wood chips, they will begin to resonate in the Violet Chakra. This is the key of B. This is how the early stone masons who founded our country (and also our shadow country in the 8th dimension) created the first great American dollar, that went on to spawn the rest of our glorious currency.

Now hold up your new dollar to the light, stare at it until you begin to see words forming inside the other words printed on the surface. If you've done this correctly they should spell out "U.S.S.R."

Now, just try and tell me the cold war is over.

Source(s): Look behind you.

Pancho & Lefty

How to watch a paper view fight online for free?

Terry, I'm glad to help.

Getting paper to sit still long enough to allow you to watch it watch a fight can be a real task. I'll assume the fight is still in limbo, so let's put some bait out there for our college ruled friend.

Grab a couple of neighborhood kids (not literally) and get some real brawls going. Don't forget to put the tape in the video recorder before starting. Maybe record a couple of extra copies, get them out there and market them as "Boy Fights"? Could be a real money maker.

Unwind the cassette, and hang it from your clothes line (as for cementing that into place, see my answer to the "How can I keep my bathwater warm for more than 10 minutes" question). As the fight replays, set out some pencils or even graphite shavings to draw our papery friends out from their notebooks and mole skin journals.

Set up camp, it may take a while. Don't even consider sleeping... use heavy doses of coffee, iced coffee, silver spray paint and sleeping pills to keep yourself awake. Additional solutions include holding your eyelids open with toothpicks and painting eyes on the backs of your eyelids. I read somewhere that the Egyptians did that to cheat death.

Within a few weeks, you'll swear to everyone you meet that you once got to watch a paper view fight online FOR FREE. Not like you could put a price on it anyway.

Source(s):
I once ripped a telephone book in half for giving me the skunk eye.

Dumbledore Gay?

Impossible. There were no signs in the book. its so stupid after all her books rowling comes out and says dumbledore is gay. what are your thoughts?


ANSWER:
First off, I have to say i agree with the author. Le Dore is not only gay, but also dumb. My thoughts on the matter include the following: As a child when my parents would discipline me, they would ban me to my room and close Le Dore. They said "If we even see you open that Le Dore for one moment, we'll take away your grass hopping privileges". I sure didn't want that to happen. In the workplace, when my boss called me into his office for a "disciplinary report" he would always close Le Dore, making me feel, well, inadequate.

I personally like windows better. They actually serve the same purpose as Dore's, but, you can see through them! You don't have to agree with the author that Dore's are dumb and gay, but at the very least, you must admit they are thick headed.

If you want to excuse the dumb dore's, i suggest focusing on the windows.

That's my two cents.

PS: "Dont let le dore hit you on the way out!", or "you make a better dore than you do window!"

Did you find the problem? i put nick name in looking forthose pictures.?

Hi Nancy,

Number 1, I love Fort Hose. One of the nicest state parks in all of the states.

Secondly, I did find the problem. It was with your energy depletion. Let me offer a sure fire way to increase your "madman" tendencies.

Fill six water glasses with Tyrannosaurus energy. Place each at the end of your kitchen table and slowly spill them onto the floor. Watch as the energy leaves the glass and expands as broken glass onto your floor. Do this every day.

Now you may be asking, "where in the name of Hades am I going to get a T-Rex?". Well, the metal guru isn't an option anymore and neither is the mammal... or is it? I saw a movie called "Jurassic Park III" a few days ago, I guess it's the first in a three part documentary trilogy about how dinosaurs will run the screen actors guild. I loved it and loved the knowledge that dinosaurs will still exist. Since they are extinct right now, let's make our own energy:

One quart motor oil.
Six gallons of motor oil.
One million pieces of college ruled notebook paper, shredded.
Tablespoon cornstarch.
Pinch of reptile skin.
Deep voice.

Combine the first five ingredients together while using your deep voice to growl. Craft a t-rex out of this paper mache, use a jello mold if necessary. Resist the temptation to eat the t-rex sculpture.

Using a piece of metal and a bucket, "tap" into the energy reservoir of the t-rex. Fill the bucket with the energy and you now have fuel to fill your glasses.

Can Fruits Really produce electricity?

If yes can you tell me what fruits can produce electricity:
Apple
Lemon
Mango
Watermelon
Grape
Banana
Orange
Strawberry
Blueberry
Pineapple
etc

I will greatly appreciate answers in my question.
Thank you and have a good day!

When I was but a child, my mother taught us this nursery rhyme. We thought it was merely a children's poem about fruit, while in reality our mother had taught us a valuable lesson: "Which fruits can really produce electricity"

The name of the nursery rhyme was even a mnemonic device for remembering what the rhyme was about "Weary Fellow Can Rest Prostrate 'Ere"

I did some research and discovered that it was written by an officer in the Amish Navy during the war of the Tickle Me Ivories, circa 1200 BC. I guess during those times the Amish still allowed electricity, but only if produced by means of produce. As you can see I've (re)produced the product of his efforts for you below. Read onward, and you will not see just how dumb the Amish of his day weren't.

"Weary Fellow Can Rest Produce 'Ere"
By: Nathanius Titanius

Apple and I push Apple and I push to produce with produce an ounce of magicians electric Apple Juice.

Lemon Tell you a tale about slicing a Lemon. You must cut it in halven, and aim it toward heaven, to keep the strong juices from ruinin' your vision.

(Sorry to interject on such beautiful verse, but I never discovered if this one meant electricity producing or not, but we have to play it safe and say no in this case)

Mango to the Lavatory and relieve your stress, a Mango is lightning all wrapped in a mess.

Watermelon with your best water boy, Me lawn is the prettiest because of hydro-electrolysis!

Grape is an ape when it comes to electrons passing through a positively charged gauge field to produce energy.

Banana always told me when charging batteries, to peel the long banana and leave the mushy in the tree.

Orange of values from negative to pos, I subtract a divison of multiplied twelves.

Strawberry, Blueberry, Boisenberry, Rasp, A handful of berries will shock your poor assp!

Pineapple is just a bastardized apple, with pine shoved inside to make sure it's not stable.

Etc fruit is really a gas sad to say, no truly it's noble you'll not lose electrons this way.


And that's it in its entirety, I know it's difficult to hold back the tears, but after you've had a chance to memorize this, and you've repeated it in your head a few hundred times you'll most likely be able to get through it orally। Share it with your children. This is the type of heritage that needs to be passed down for future generations so when the end times come they'll still be able to charge their Apple ipods and Blackberries.

P.S. I tried my darndest, but I just couldn't get my answer into your question... maybe next time!)

Source(s):

I am Nathanium Titanium in a rebirthed wooly shell.

Im looking for the name of the song they play at disneyland while they didnt the castle lighting?

before the snow start falling they do the castle lighting show and i realy wanna know the name of th song they played

you came to the right place. while a number of songs are played during castle lightings, only one song is not played when castles are not lighting before snow falling.

during the late middle ages, the appearance of a unicorn drawn carriage in a donkey village at christmas meant no one would be getting electricity that night except in the castle. many mules would take exception to such a rule and not play their favorite song when the castle didn't light. a mule rule for yule, if you wule.

attending to this philosophy was the venerable Merv Griffin who would later found the US government. The US government would eventually become the Walter (Heavypants) Disney Corp, LLC. A little background before we go into this ear-say political ramblings, that is, the corn fed democracy which is to say, "I believe your presence at the Magical Castle BEFORE the snow start falling may be guilt by association".

Now you want to know a song that was played when something didn't happen. Easy enough.

Take a large radish and hide it in your neighbor's woodpile. After six weeks, dig it up and introduce yourself to the magical beanstalk which has grown inside of the radish. If you see an elf instead of a beanstalk, immediately smash the radish with one of the many logs surrounding you. As the beanstalk clears its throat and begins to speak, you will notice that you are outside. Go inside.

Place four cotton balls into each of your ears, and toss a few into your mouth for good measure. Paint a fire hydrant on a second story window using mustard and string cheese. Place your cheek firmly against the window in the middle of the fire hydrant hearing device. Listen to what it is you are not hearing, write it down without moving or hearing anything.

Look up the words you didn't write down in a dictionary, then use the dictionary to open the fire hydrant listening device. It may take three or four throws depending on the strength of your wrists, but eventually the glass will give way.

Yell down to the radish and woodpile, exactly what it is that you haven't heard and what was not in the dictionary. they will not reply, this is customary as they are laughing at you behind that menacing birch and swamp oak frown.

Find another window on the second floor. With your ears still filled with cotton balls, begin heaving books at the window until it gives way. you may need to use magazines and postcards to weigh down the lighter books.

once that window has been opened, you'll need to act fast. build a castle out of legos. construct it at 1:8 scale to replicate the disneyland/government built original. you have 17 minutes and six lego pieces to work with. be creative.

once the castle is complete, irrigate the surrounding fields (carpet) with a garden hose. soak them thoroughly as the farmers will need help, it's rice season and someone's been poisoning their crop with Febreeze DDT all afternoon. also, provide nourishment for both dragons (spot and fido, respectively) and extend the faux topiary branch of peace (should be in the corner somewhere but the queen may have had it moved into her bedroom) to them. bones (of the milkith variety) also help.

allow room for a moat to keep out peasants. i would allow for 6-7 inches of depth (we don't want to get silly here) as that should get through the deepest of floorboards in any house. fill the moat with melted chocolate and... you guessed it! A woodpile with a radish buried in it. This time, the radish will need to sit for 8 weeks and when the elf comes out, you'll need to start castle lighting show. using matches or a spare propane torch from your father's toolbox, ignite some of the dryer pieces of wood. the elf will see the castle, see the approaching blizzard and immediately run back into his radish home, to find his favorite records to not play before the snow start falling.

Source(s):
"Excused" from Disneyland 75+ times.

What is the name of the draws that hide another draw inside?

for example i have a t-shirt with a skull and in the inside it has a tree house and a lot of things (here's the picture)
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s115/...

and I want to know the name of this art because i want to search something similar for a tattoo, help will be appreciated.

I got this one!

Let's not beat around the bush here. Stand-offs are risky business. DON'T GET INTO THIS, just because you watched Lonesome Dove one too many times, it's not worth it! Trust me I should know.

If you really feel like you're ready for this, then let me give you a few pointers because you're obviously wet behind the ears, and probably a little 'yella.

Number one.

GET RID OF THAT T-SHIRT!!!!! You might think that skull looks cool, or will impress the ladies at the bordello, but you're just plumb thicker than a thickened wool / fleece blend poncho. To a trained sharp shooter, that looks just like a target boy. Get your head on straight.

Number too.

You're going to need a poncho. I recommend a wool / fleece blend. Get one with HORIZONTAL STRIPES. This will effect the air around you and give your juju a kick in the pants. Horizontal stripes will give the illusion that you're some type of ghastly spectre. If you even try to wear vertical stripes I cannot help you! And, if I hear one word about diagonal stripes, I'll just remind you what happened to Pecos "Incontinent" Bartholemew, and kick you in the grits for good measure.

Number tree.

If you are going to get a tattoo, don;t go to Art his needles'll give you lock jaw quicker than a Mexican snail with a whiskey bucket. Also, I see you like this kind um house and a lot of things. Well, I can;t say it will be the same for you, but here's my advice on what sort of tattoo to get to help with your quickdraw.

I got two names tattooed on my knuckles. You'll have to figure out what names work for you, but I decided to use 1) the name of my grade school teacher, Miss O'reilly, and then the name of the guy who took my left eye, Nully T Sanchez. Seeing as I only have 3 knuckles a hand I had to shorten them a bit. So my left hand is labeled MORE, my right hand is labeled NUTS. THis also comes in handy in a bar fight. the last thing some poor sucker sees a'fore I knock out his sweet daylights is "MORE NUTS" and that tells em who their dealing with, as in a rootin' tootin' hullabaloo who had just eaten MORE NUTS at the bar, than they had. You see the first thing I do when I walk into a certain establishment is go to the bar and down all the peanuts in the place. one bowl at a time. people never know what to think, then I punch out their daylights.

Ok so pick some names, try to make sure it has a double meaning like mine.

You'll also want to get tatto'd on your back (between your shoulder blades) a snake whistling "when the saints go marching in", wrapped around a womans leg (dismembered, but make sure it's a pretty one) with some blood still dripping off. The blood should drip into a pool of blood that is forming inside of a chalice (I recommend something really subtle, not something gaudy and ridiculous... no gems). On the chalice should be inscribed the words "Lefty Bacon is a Happy World of Limbs" This will make sense to people later when you stand on your head.

Lastly, get a nice daisy on your inner thigh.

Number flive

Let's get down to talking about quick draw, and more importantly in your case what I think you're trying to ask about which is the double-reverse, Trojan horse, keep your legs inside till you're sure their asleep, rum and dandy, kill your mammy, western two-step, bring it back around and reverse it again so it can be turned back around and reversed, then one more time back and forth, 180 degree turn, to a back side double draw within a draw.

We usually just call it the "sneaky double team with your own hand" for short.

Now boy, there is now way in Sam Hill that you are ever going to be able to learn this. But, I have learned that this is never a forum for solutions, but a forum for the precedence of the human condition, so listen up boy and get yer some culture.

I'm actually just going to call this move Nancy for simplicities sake.

You'll need to treat the move like woman to get anything accomplished anyway.

Now Nancy is a cruel mistress. The thing she requires most is a sense of sensibility, and further a flint of flexibility, we'll then learn about the scar of scalability, the box of bewilderment, the stance of the wandering minstrel , the cake, the billows and the retard.

TO gain a sense of sensibility, you'll need to find yerself a limpant pool of water, one that has been sitting in the hot sun for days, festering, growing a hive of mosquitoes and preferably has a lot of algae growing in it. Take off your clothes, rub poison ivy all over yourself and then eat it. find some berries and smoosh them to make a paste then rub the paste inside of your eyes. Jump into the pool.

You will stay here (preferably head above water) for 3 years. Eat the algae to survive. Let the mosquitoes sting you (especially in the eyes) until you're near the brink of death, then begin to catch them with your teeth. Make sure to scratch the poison ivy often so it spreads all over your body this will scar and disfigure your skin and make you look really awesome. After 3 years time get out of the pool, if all goes well you will be blind, AND you will be immune to the sting of a mosquito. Gather together an army of mosquitoes in your best jar. Name each one and kiss them before you go to sleep at night.

Now for the flint of flexibility.

You should be nice and relaxed for this.

Take a hammer, give it to your friend and tell them to bash your fingers. You'll need them to keep this up for about a week. We want your fingers pretty malleable here so just set up some kind of rotation between your friends. In the end your hands should just sort of hang from your wrists. put them in velvet bags that you tie around your neck. The dead weight of each hand should offset the other.

The scar of scalability

you should have a scar running the length of your right arm. This is the scar of scalability. touch it during a stand off and you will grow to the size of the nearest oak tree. (pray that it isn't a seedling)

The Box of bewilderment

This can be a box you construct out of any material. it will be where you put your six shooter partner so make it nice. decorate it with some sequins and felt lettering.

The Stance of the Wandering Minstrel

Stand on your head. You are now in the Stance of the Wandering Minstrel. Make sure to sing When the saints go marching in while in the stance or you'll lose your balance. Make sure to sing it in a voice like you are underwater, and you are trying not to drown.

Eat the Cake.

Compress the Billows (If you don;t know this rudimentary move in quick draw, stop wastin' my time boy)

Now for the retard. Slowly... VERY slowly, touch the scar of scalability, drop the box of bewilderment from in-between your legs down to the ground. flick your wrists twice to start your hands freely waving, and wait for your opponent to show up. Most likely they won't.

And there you have it, you've won.

Skinny wrists. Is there any exercises to build them up?

My wrists are too skinny to wear a watch. Can anybody tell me effective excersice to build them up?

WOW, i see we're in serious trouble here. It looks like your wrists are too small to type exercise correctly... I just looked that up in a wrist handbook and i think you're beyond excersice help... could suggest doing a few thousand pushups but I'll do you one better, here's how to build a watch for your wrists.

Since we're working with subatomic particles, you'll need an electron microscope. Bank loan(s) should cover most of the. You may need to see someone in malaysia about selling a kidney.

Let's skip ahead and assume that you noticed "some assembly required" on each of the 67 boxes that now fill your laboratory (high school gym). So you'll need a few hours to catch up with everything but that is all factored into my fees.

Begin altering your double helix strands of DNA. I'd look for the one marked "wuss wrist", it should stand out like a sore wrist that is too puny to wear a watch. Do a "find - replace" and stick the old "watch wrist" in there. From now on, and depending on your physics skills, you'll either have a strong wrist or you won't be able to move your eyes away from your wrist. Also, I think there's a character limit, so you might have to put watwrist or something like that in there. I just tried to put "bruce willis wrist" into mine (i have big wrists but not die hard wrists) but i was limited to "bruce will".... i left it, and expect a full report... also placed "die hard" in my mortality slot. i wanted die hard with a vengence but that pesky character limit is making a mockery of fine films.

Anyhow, problem solved.